Unveil the secrets of the ultimate feast with the Ham Illuminati tee! This bold design features a sacred triangle of mystery, radiating power around the ancient symbols of indulgence—succulent ham and a piping hot cup of tea. Perfect for those who enjoy their meals with a side of conspiracy, this shirt is a must-have for enlightened carnivores and tea-sipping theorists alike. Whether you're plotting world domination or just brunch plans, let everyone know you’re part of the most delicious secret society. Join the order. Stay salty. Stay steeped. • 100% ring-spun cotton • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²) • Garment-dyed • Relaxed fit • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar • Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems • Blank product sourced from Honduras This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!