Unveil the secrets of the ultimate feast with the Ham Illuminati tee! This bold design features a sacred triangle of mystery, radiating power around the ancient symbols of indulgence—succulent ham and a piping hot cup of tea. Perfect for those who enjoy their meals with a side of conspiracy, this shirt is a must-have for enlightened carnivores and tea-sipping theorists alike. Whether you're plotting world domination or just brunch plans, let everyone know you’re part of the most delicious secret society.

Join the order. Stay salty. Stay steeped.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!