Unveil the secrets of the ultimate feast with the Ham Illuminati hoodie! This bold design features a sacred triangle of mystery, radiating power around the ancient symbols of indulgence—succulent ham and a piping hot cup of tea. Perfect for those who enjoy their meals with a side of conspiracy, this hoodie is a must-have for enlightened carnivores and tea-sipping theorists alike. Whether you're plotting world domination or just brunch plans, let everyone know you’re part of the most delicious secret society.

Join the order. Stay salty. Stay steeped.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!